Marmoset

Jon: Marmoset.

Greg: Marmoset?

Jon: What?

Greg: Are you… would you like a marmoset?

Jon: What’s a marmoset?

Greg: It’s a tiny little furry… I don’t know. I think they’re related to monkeys.

Jon: What are they for?

Greg: For? I don’t know.  They’re cute. I think they hang out in trees.

Jon: So why are we talking about marmosets?

Greg: You said… wait, what did you say a moment ago?

Jon: I didn’t say anything!

Greg: Yes, you did. Just before, right before you got into bed.

Jon: I SAID THE ALARM IS SET!!!!

[pause]

Greg: Oh.  I guess that makes more sense.

Marmoset



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