Greg: I’m pretty sure that “bibbidi-bobbidi-boo” must equal infinity.
Jon: What’s that, now?
Greg: Well, you know how the lyrics go: “Salagadoola mechicka-boola bibbidi-bobbidi-
Greg: Well, basically that is saying that the sum of salagadoola, mechicka-boola, and bibbidi-bobbidi-
Greg: And if we assume that salagadoola and mechicka-boola are different values, then even if one of them is equal to zero then the other one must be non-zero.
Jon: Uh huh.
Greg: So that means that bibbidi-bobbidi-
Greg: And the only value for which that is true, I think, is infinity. The only X where X + N = X, where N is not zero, is infinity. Therefore, bibbidi-bobbidi-
Greg: Isn’t that exciting!?
[long awkward pause]
Greg: Well, I think it’s exciting.
Jon: I’m sure that is exactly what they were thinking when they wrote the song.